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12.06.2025 00:17

Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Is BPD real or just an excuse?
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
N.J. doctors are using a party drug to send patients to ‘another planet.’ Yes, it’s legal. - NJ.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
The U.S. hasn’t seen a new confirmed human bird flu case in nearly 4 months — why? - Yahoo
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?
Still no good
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?