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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

No way

‘Strawberry Moon’ June 2025: See The Lowest Full Moon Since 2006 - Forbes

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Atheists who said that reading the Bible made them an atheist, how? Literally there are millions of people who read the Bible daily and still believe in God. So why say that? I mean unless you want to sound smart & edgy

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

6 "Bad" High-Protein Foods You Should Eat to Gain Muscle If You Have Diabetes, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Do you think there will ever be a movie that features a line such as “You graduated at the top of your class in liberal arts, we need your help”?

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Princess Peach's Voice Actor Has Been Replaced After 18 Years - Nintendo Life

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

N.J. doctors are using a party drug to send patients to ‘another planet.’ Yes, it’s legal. - NJ.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do some people refuse to explain their actions or behavior when asked? Why do they claim to not know the reason instead of providing an explanation?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

The U.S. hasn’t seen a new confirmed human bird flu case in nearly 4 months — why? - Yahoo

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?